look at our lives, look at our choices
how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?
Dermatologists must hate him
if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!
I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY
how can you be vegetarian and bisexual
Daisy’s name was originally Scooter prior to adopting her. I renamed her Daisy in hopes that she will blossom into a beautiful, strong girl, just like the flower. I think she did.
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing