Just another secret hiding place.
me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices


how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

detainable:

if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends

get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

As a bisexual I am offended by the stereotype we all like beef ramen. I am a vegetarian
Anonymous

katara:

how can you be vegetarian and bisexual

verticalfood:

Three Cheese Crock Pot Macaroni and Cheese (by Host the Toast)

verticalfood:

Three Cheese Crock Pot Macaroni and Cheese (by Host the Toast)

trandafiri:

underbiteunite:

Daisy’s name was originally Scooter prior to adopting her. I renamed her Daisy in hopes that she will blossom into a beautiful, strong girl, just like the flower. I think she did.

awwwwwwwwww c:

trandafiri:

underbiteunite:

Daisy’s name was originally Scooter prior to adopting her. I renamed her Daisy in hopes that she will blossom into a beautiful, strong girl, just like the flower. I think she did.

awwwwwwwwww c:

skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

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