Just another secret hiding place.

ethan-lawson-wate:

Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, the real winner at the Oscars 2014

Please read!

Hey guys! So I’m giving up tumblr for lent (I know, crazy right?) so I won’t be on for a few months. Please don’t unfollow! It’s just a really quick hiatus, for religious purposes. I’ll be back soon, I appreciate all the follows so please stick around!

outrunmyself:

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

Omg

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

self-empowered:

swolizard:

self-empowered:

if you don’t use your spare time to teach yourself how to do weird and wonderful shit then you’re wasting your spare time

I thought this said touch yourself and got excited

anybody who needs that pointed out to them as an excellent use of time doesn’t deserve to have it pointed out to them

gayindustrialcomplex:

What is this and how can i never see it again

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop

androidpup:

im sorry lucas i really didnt mean to

androidpup:

im sorry lucas i really didnt mean to