Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
father and son
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"
hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
Looks like something out of a much needed futuristic MTV cartoon, no? Denver, Colorado-based artist and Tumblr guru, Sarah ‘Catface’, brilliantly creates stunning illustrations of new-wave women in her own fresh style.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
dr phil pulling some SICK moves
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next